Big Lady On Campus.
That's me.
Second semester at Kutztown U. as a grad student. Papers, tests, internet research! What a concept.
Last time I was in college (in the dark ages), we:
- had to type our papers on TYPEWRITERS!
- had to research stuff by looking at MICROFICHE machines!
- had to buy that oniony onionskin paper for writing papers on!
- mostly spent all our time in Recitation Annex, stabbing ourselves accidentally with Exacto knives!
Here's my big problem, same as last time. I want to take EVERYTHING.
Ideally, I'd like to, simultaneously, get
- An MFA in graphic design
- Another MFA in printmaking
- Another MFA in writing
- An MA in English literature
- An MS in Electronic Media
- A PhD in Composition and
- A PhD in Mass Communcations
Oh yeah, and I was thinking I might like to teach 8th grade SCIENCE. Yeah - that's right.